October 12, 2018
Dear eleven40seven,
Ok so I went to class this Friday and thought everything was fine. I mean it was. But then when I was chilling in my room later in the weekend and I got an email that told me I had been exposed to a case of mumps. I was like wtf. First off why would you come to class if you were sick? Second of all why would you come here without your vaccine and try to infect us all? I just don’t understand why this is spreading so much?
-classmatehasmumps
Dear classmatehasmumps,
Rip thirsty Thursdays.